resting on helga’s bosom 
Very soon Glitchens can be 24-hour party people. Well, some already are, but soon, they’ll be able to have them catered.
— anonymous source
Who is the SartUrialist?
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http://thesarturialist.tumblr.com/ (it’s not blogspam, I’m not the sarturialist, promise!)
-an anonymous source
The Giants went crazy! Hurray!
They imagined a flood of Glitches, and it came true!
Though not all Giants approved. Some of them are stalling the flooding and others are dropping the newly imagined in new areas!
— Eye-witness report
The Toy Vendor is a worse enemy than the Rook.
Crabtato Juice isn’t what you think it is.
There is a new 12-sided die. The sides are the giants and the rook. If you roll the rook, all animals and plants in the area (street, house) are rooked. But so far, only the devs and WindBorn (who found one on auction) have one.
— anonymous source
There is a not-so-secret shrine to stoot hidden in the firebogs.
— anonymous source
Internal Memo Office Only: The launch will open when a player reaches level 100. According to the leaderboard of xp, the forerunner is Clare at level 96.
— discovered the unshredded documentation at the recycle factory
